aornis-hades:

The most relatable moment in The Final Empire is when Kelsier takes Vin out mistborn-ing for the first time and they’re on top of the wall and she doesn’t want to jump down, and he’s like “Either you jump or you go explain to the guards why a mistborn needs to use the stairs” and she jumps. Like, I, too, would rather face the possibility of death than my social anxiety.

dovahbjorn:

Normally when you don’t get something in a book or whatever you can just look at the wiki but I swear that 5 minutes on the Cosmere wiki just confused things even more as you realise you need to read like 40 books from different series as well as a shitload of forum posts and Q&As and panels just to understand anything that’s going on and you were only there in the first place to see if a comedian is secretly god

(Source: forgegoblin)

I like reading scary stories before bed. I find it comforting… until I wake up from a terrifyingly realistic nightmare.

on a whim I decided to clean my keyboard (that has been in my family since like the invention of computers) and it was terrifying. 

I went and bought a new keyboard. 

it may sound extreme. but honestly, I was planning on buying a new one soon and I would have paid someone the amount of money I spent on the new keyboard to clean it for me. 

it was probably a biohazard. 

I want to put shelves up on the walls for books and plants and other fun things, but I know my cats. my cats would ruin everything. in the middle of the night. because that is what they do.

dear god, I am so freaking excited for she wants revenge this weekend. holy crap. 

hauntedfalcon:

• God creates man
  
• Man destroys God
  
• Man creates Star Wars and Pacific Rim
  
• Man destroys Star Wars and Pacific Rim
  
• John Boyega resurrects Star Wars and Pacific Rim
  
• John Boyega inherits the Earth
  

(via sebstansthighs)